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Discussion in 'Okie Memorial Area' started by okie, Feb 16, 2010.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
     
  2. Cheseldine

    Cheseldine Texan

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    Haha ummm I'm guessing you will not attend that restaurant again in the near future?
     

  3. ssgt_acft_mech

    ssgt_acft_mech

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: come to Korea....none of the locals have shame
     
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    Some musicians will, how should I say, drop beats....

    Okie passes beats.
     
  5. Ol Timer

    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    23skidoo Deceased

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    Show them no mercy Okie! :rofl:
     
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    Herb Twoleaf qxPfZzhK

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    Thought you were gonna say that fart had a lump in it. :shocked:
     
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    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    I hope youse didn't shart yourse breetches,my friend.'08. :whistling:
     
  10. DRZ

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    Ditto.
     
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    The term is overused, but I actually laughed out loud. Comedy gold.
     
  12. eagle359

    eagle359 Glock Fanboi

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    My fav 'fart song' is the 1812 Overture.
     
  13. MtBaldy

    MtBaldy Obie Wan, RIP

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    Hahaha. That's classic. Hope you gave them all a big cheery smile as you got up to pay.
     
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    crazyrec12 cornbread

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    haha hope those taco's treat you better next time Okie !
     
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    Turn your ipod up full blast the next time. :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Doc Holliday CLM

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    Were you able to 'squeeze off' to keep in rhythm?
     
  17. Kith

    Kith

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    That...was hilarious. You really started my day off well, I read this and was tearing from laughter.

    Be a rebel - play your own tune!
     
  18. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Well I hate to break it to ya all. but that was a joke I found on the net:supergrin:
     
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    An oldie but a goodie for sure. :rofl:
     
  20. MtBaldy

    MtBaldy Obie Wan, RIP

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    I had my suspicions but you bein the mayor and all I figured I would go with it. Still funny as heck.