since i suddenly found mysaelf single i have done a complete and total makeover of my fridge and pantry. all the tofu/soy milk type crap went into the trash and was replaced by real honest to god bachelor chow. hungryman xxl dinners, frozen corn dogs, big monster cans of wolf brand chili, coco pebbles, and animal parts i haven't even fully identified yet.you know, man food. oh and beer, lots and lots and lots of beer. (or as some of you lovable beer snobs like to refer to it, american **** water) i didn't eat lunch until around 4:30 so i had a couple of beers along with my bowl of wolf brand chili (no freakin beans) covered in bacon bits and shredded cheddar cheese. lunch was good and life went on in a pleasant yet somewhat smelly manner in the recently expanded man cave. around 7 i decided to watch blackhawk down, and as we all know you can't watch a good movie without fritos (the big scoop style) and a can of bean dipand tobasco sauce washed down with beer. the dog admitted defeat and headed outside for the night, but life continued on it's pleasant and now definitely odorous manner. at 10 i realized my nose was really starting to suffer so to numb it i decided to do a shot from the bottle of gentleman jack i found earlier. i hate to admit this but as tasty and smooth as g.j. is it's apparently some sort of satanic bowel cleansing catalyst. so the moral of the story kids is, don't do single shots of booze, just power through it and do at least 4 in a row so you'll be properly numbed for the hell you unwittingly unleash. p.s. does anybody know if hallmark makes a get well soon card for bathrooms?