Online “Dating”

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by JMS, Aug 12, 2020.

  1. syntaxerrorsix

    syntaxerrorsix Anti-Federalist CLM

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    She had this whole goth thing going and was into sacrificing chickens so I went with a hard pass. Need her email?
     
  2. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    IIRC from prior threads like this:

    #1. Avoid free dating sites
    #2. Only use dating sites that have a membership fee.
    #3. See #1 again.

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  3. deputy tom

    deputy tom Gringo Viejo

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    Good luck JMS. I wish you well. I'll have been married for 47 years next week. If something should happen that I ended up single, I would not entertain on line matching or dating. tom.:cowboy:
     
  4. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    No, but I'll accept both pics of and email for the chickens.

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  5. DaleGribble

    DaleGribble FullClip CANT BREATHE!!!!!

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    That depends. Does she make good fried chicken out of the sacrifices?
     
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    Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner


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    I feel this is completely subjective. Before I met my wife I tried out eHarmony. They gave me a massive discount for 3 month paid trial. Thinking it would work cause you know, it's eHarmony. Three months later, out of the hundreds of "matches" only 3 of them actually lived in my state. And those 3 were over 4hrs away from me. Screw that.

    Personally I had more dates and promise from Tinder. Hell I even met my wife on Tinder. We clicked right a way. You just gotta wade through the trash.

    Stay off POF though. Found nothing but Hill Have Eyes extras on there. Scary stuff.
     
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  8. G30SF/F-250

    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    For me it works out great.

    I usually won’t swipe one within 40 miles of the house unless they have some thicc thighs.

    I have people in different states that I have been told to hit up next time I am in town.

    Some profiles are entertaining.

    I don’t understand why so many chicks have selfies in hotel rooms.

    Once I swiped a tranny by accident so you have to pay attention.....:whistling:
     
  9. BigBluefish

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    Guy by the name of Colin MacEnroe wrote a book some years back mocking self-help & weight loss gimmicks and a bunch of other stuff.

    He had a personal ad he suggested one run in the local paper in the lonely hearts' section.

    (I did say it was some years ago.)

    Went something like this.

    "SWM. 50. Fit. Clean. Gainfully employed. Independent. Trustworthy. Not into games. Owns home. Porsche. Enjoys long walks on beach. Fireside chats. Likes Hitchcock Truffaut. Did mention Porsche? Good. Not looking for companion, lover etc. Basically happy by self. Just thought you'd like to know."
     
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    Did he out drink you, and piss a longer stream? Lmao!!
     
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    whoever said, "The devil has the power to assume a pleasing disguise" (Shakespeare actually) never saw this image.
     
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    Skip the dating sites. If you want a companion to share your life with you only need to go to Petfinder. You won't find a good partner on any dating site, but every single dog or cat on Petfinder will be perfect.
     
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    Stay single, move to a touristy beach place, bang all the hot single chicks that show up every week... oh and definitely make sure to get a vasectomy lol!!
     
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    Women's profiles are fun to read, and many go something like:

    Where are all the good men? You must be 6' or taller, fit, good hair, make 6 figures, make me the center of your life, accept my two crotchfruit like they are your own and know they are the center of my life, along with my cats. You better not say anything about my physical appearance because that's judgmental and shallow. Trump voters need not respond.

    Where are all the good men?
     
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    Best thing I ever did.
     
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    Um.

    Remember. Age range 21 to 25 for a while until you decide you want more than fun...
     
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    She

    If they have bewbies it’s a she.
     
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    NAZG26 Lost in transit

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    Go to an antifa rally. Those are the chicks online.
     
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    syntaxerrorsix Anti-Federalist CLM

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    Well, sometimes....
     
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    Well, you know what they say...

    My dog crapped all over my carpet this morning, which, come to think of it, does remind me of my first wife.