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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 24, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Kallie and Mike were drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Boston. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

    Kallie said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

    Mike says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.

    The next morning Kallie wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

    Then the phone rings...It's Mike. Mike says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

    Kallie says, "I feel great. How about you?"

    Mike says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

    Kallie says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

    "Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

    "What's that?"

    "Have you f*rted yet?"

    "No..."

    "Well, DON'T, cause I'm in Vermont!"
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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  3. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    I figured you'd like this one. I just had that feeling.

    Have a great day! :)
     
  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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