One of the great truisms in life...

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  1. Detectorist

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    "Those who talk the most, walk the least."

    I've found that to be a common truism along my journey.
     
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    Thanks for blessing us with this thread
     
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    If that's the worst the cat does, it's a good day.
     
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    "there's a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness"...Dave Barry
     
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    Ain't that the truth. TP is now stored next to the throne in the pull out drawer of the vanity, as when in its natural habitat (aka on the hanger) it is considered prey to be eviscerated and shredded. Paper towels must also be hidden away, because they too are to be broken down as closely as possible to individual molecules of pulp.

    -Pat
     
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    My cat has a new acquired skill: opening the bathroom sink cabinet door.
     
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    Shut the door and put a pan of water in front of it.

    Oh, wait...

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