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One night.....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 29, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    ....a Police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time , he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar , trip on the curb , and try his keys in five differant cars before he finally found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with the keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove away. Finally he started the engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver , read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results registered a reading of 0.0 . The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be .
    The driver replied , " Tonight I am the designated decoy."
    ;c ;c ;c ;c