One Liners - part 2

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ranger.357, Sep 29, 2007.

  1. Ranger.357


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    Aug 22, 2007
    WA State
    31. A Smith & Wesson ALWAYS beats 4 Aces.
    32. A chicken is an egg’s way of producing more eggs.
    33. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
    34. A day not wasted is a day wasted!
    35. A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
    36. A dirty book is rarely dusty.
    37. A friend in need is a pest indeed...
    38. A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
    39. A mind is a terrible thing to... ummm...
    40. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
    41. All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
    42. Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
    43. Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
    44. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
    45. Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly.
    46. Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.
    47. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
    48. As long as I can remember, I’ve had amnesia.
    49. Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing.
    50. Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
    51. Do steam rollers really roll steam?
    52. Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
    53. Constant change is here to stay.
    54. Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
    55. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
    56. Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
    57. Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it?
    58. Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid.
    59. Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
    60. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.