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One for Walter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 6, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
    juststopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
    "They're mating," her father replied.
    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
    "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
    The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat andsaid, "Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont, and New York, but we're not having any of that **** in Texas.