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Once Upon A Time

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 22, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    > in a land far away,
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    > a beautiful, independent,
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    > happened upon a frog as she sat,
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    > contemplating ecological issues
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    > on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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    > in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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    > The frog hopped into the princess's lap
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    > and said: Elegant Lady,
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    > I was once a handsome prince,
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    > until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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    > One kiss from you, however,
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    > and I will turn back
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    > into the dapper young prince that I am.
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    > And then, my sweet, we can marry
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    > and set up housekeeping in your castle,
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    > with my mother,
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    > where you can prepare my meals,
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    > clean my clothes, bear my children,
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    > and forever
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    > feel grateful and happy doing so.
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    > That night,
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    > as the princess dined sumptuously
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    > on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs
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    > seasoned in a white wine
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    > and onion cream sauce,
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    > she chuckled and thought to herself:
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    > I don't f*cking think so.
     
  2. Seaworm

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    Heh heh heh - ungrateful bi**h!

    Worm;f
     

  3. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Nice message, and I passed it along to my teen-age daughter. She will definitely appreciate it.