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On the bus..

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Dec 20, 2003.

  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    A bus load of Senior citizens are traveling from Marquette,
    Mi. to the Island Resort and Casino in Bark River, Mi.
    Halfway into the trip, a little old lady walks up to the front
    of the bus and tells the driver they have a pervert on the bus.

    The driver tells her he will check it out at the casino. So she goes
    back to her seat and sits down.

    Five minutes later, a second little old lady walks to the front
    of the bus and tells the driver they have a pervert on the bus.
    Being that this is the second complaint in five minutes,
    he thinks he had better check it out.

    He pulls the bus to the side of the road and walks to the
    back of the bus.
    There he finds a bald headed old man crawling around
    on his hands and knees.

    The driver asks, "What the hell are you doing down there?"

    The bald headed old man looks up and says,
    "I lost my toupee and am trying to find it.
    I thought I had it twice, but mine is parted on the side.