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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by slightlyabnorml, Nov 10, 2003.

  1. slightlyabnorml


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    Nov 6, 2003
    north MO
    While patrolling a late night make out spot, Officer Mcelroy drove by a car and saw a young couple in it with the dome light on. A young man was in the drivers seat reading a magazine, and a youn woman ws in the back crocheting. Offiver Mcelroy decided to stop and investigate. Approaching the drivers window he tapped on it with his flashlight. The young man rolled it down, " yes Officer?"
    "What are you doing son?" asked the policeman.
    "I'm reading a magazine." Came the reply
    "And what is she doing?" asked the officer, looking toward the girl in the back seat.
    "She is making a doily for my mother."
    "How old are you son?"
    "Im 20 sir."
    "Amd how old is she?"
    Glancing at his watch, the young man replied,
    "Well, in about 15 minutes she will be 18."