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Ole & der hooker

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by FN64, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. FN64

    FN64

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    Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

    "Twenty dollars . ."she whispers.

    He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides,what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.

    "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

    I'm making luff to my Vife ," Ole answers indignantly.

    "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

    "Vell," says Ole, " I din't neder, 'til you shine that damm light in her face
     
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