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Oldie But Goodie

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SCmasterblaster, Feb 16, 2003.

  1. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    With fond remembrance of the Clinton impeachment, and with homage paid to Bob Seger's I Like That Old Time Rock n' Roll:



    Take that Constitution off the shelf
    And let Slick Willy burn it all by himself.
    Today's White House ain't got no soul;
    I like that old-time grassy knoll!

    Another lawsuit ain't what it's about;
    Besides, poor Hillary is all tapped out!
    Today's Senate ain't got no soul;
    I like that old-time grassy knoll!

    Call me Republican, or what you will;
    I got my Hyde up on Capitol Hill.
    Let Bill and Monica have one more roll;
    I like that old-time grassy knoll!

    I like that old-time grassy knoll!
    Let Dick Morris do another opinion poll.
    I know an intern who will suck on his toe;
    I like that old-time grassy knoll!

    I like that old-time grassy knoll!
    I can't take another TV talk show.
    Send Carville back to Roswell, New Mexico;
    I like that old-time grassy knoll!

    ;f