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old priest

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 3, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish
    who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,
    "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

    Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
    who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."

    This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
    priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
    arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

    The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
    town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
    having fallen."

    The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
    priest about the code word.

    Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
    the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
    wife fell three times this week."
  2. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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    Apr 14, 2003