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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 16, 2010.

  1. okie

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    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
    walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking
    slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has
    Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student
    says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He
    walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class." Since
    they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and
    one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help
    but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might
    have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but
    first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You
    thought wrong too." So they asked him, "Well, old timer,
    what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was a Fart........ .............. But I thought wrong, too!"