A man is walking down the street and sees an old lady that can barely walk smokeing a big cigar. She looks at him, removes the cigar and with a big smile says "Isn't it a wonderful day?" "Why yes it is" says the man "and you seem very happy. What is your secret to be so happy?" asks the man. "Well" says the lady, "every morning I smoke a joint,eat junk food, smoke ten cigars a day, and go through a bottle of Jack a week and on the weekend I go to a bar and get picked up and get laid and I don't exercise a bit" "wow says the man to the old lady as she can barely step over the curb. "Would it be rude of me to ask how old you are?" "32" says the woman.