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Old lady accusations - Part III.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Eurodriver, Oct 4, 2012.

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  1. Eurodriver

    Eurodriver

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    Ive been driving the car the past few days due to rain. I only drive my car if its raining.

    So as soon as I turn around, back in, and put the vehicle in park I look up and little old lady (NOT EVEN RIDING HER BIKE) is headed toward me. Why? I don't know, we'll see.

    "You can't be blasting that (racist n word) music like that!!"

    Now I'm convinced she's losing her mind. I do listen to rap, but the windows have been up at least the past 15 times I've driven my car (remember? I only drive it when its raining) Also, I HATE loud music. Hate it hate it hate it. I enjoy listening to music as subtle background noise, but usually I'm not listening to music at all. There was no way she heard music from my car is my point.

    So she's standing on my driveway and I tell her to go away before I call the police. Then she said that she was going to call the police on me for a noise violation.

    Sure enough...PD rolls up again. "What is it this time?" the officer says to her.

    I stand there laughing while she starts coming up with outlandish nonsense. "He's doing burn outs in the street! He's wheelying his motorcycle! He's blaring music at all hours of the night! He's just a pest! A real pest!" (For the record, I drive an Aprilia Mana. Its a CVT drive motorcycle. It just doesnt have the torque to get up on one wheel, its damn near impossible.)

    Then he's like "Ma'am, I've seen no evidence of that now nor the last time I responded to your call" (The first time was another officer) I really can't do anything without some sort of evidence or other witnesses corroborating your story.

    Then she huffed and she puffed and walked home.

    I swear, I don't know what to do anymore.
     
  2. Diesel McBadass

    Diesel McBadass Tactically Epic

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    Go away eurodriver, nobody cares about this supposed lifestyle you live. Everyone on Glocktalk hates you. Waste someone elses time, go to the DU or something.
     

  3. m2hmghb

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  4. DanaT

    DanaT Pharaoh

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    What I learned way back when, is when girl kicks you, pinches you, etc, that is really her way of showing you how much she likes you. You should just finally take her out like she is wanting. Can you not tell she is just trying to get your attention, and she will do it any way she can.
     
  5. 8-Ball

    8-Ball Old Soul

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. dango

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    She is old yes? Wait her out and hope she goes before you do!
     
  7. NH Trucker

    NH Trucker Needs coffee...

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    Jesus ****ing Christ, not another one.
     
  8. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Not much to add to this.


    I bet most of us would side with the old lady, just to get you to go away.
     
  9. 8-Ball

    8-Ball Old Soul

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    He hasn't had any attention today. He needs his fix.
     
  10. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    Ever wonder if the lady has problems with others, or is it just "that guy?"

    Ever wonder if "that guy" has problems with everybody, or just one elderly neighbor?

    I don't see that lady whining all over the Internet about "that guy."

    :upeyes:
     
  11. Pawcatch@aol.co

    Pawcatch@aol.co

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    What kills me is the double standard with old women constantly calling the police.
    Also,if she hit you then you can't do much to defend yourself because of this double standard.
     
  12. MikeG22

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    You should just give her a bowl of Cheerios next time she comes over and tell her clearly someone must have pissed in your cheerios this morning, so have some new ones. That'd be fun.
     
  13. sheriff733

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    For the record, I don't hate you, Eurodriver. I find these threads quite entertaining and comical.
     
  14. JimP

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    I'm telling you dude, invite her in and get freaky with her. Start with some easy, low-playing Barry White and end by mutually beating each other with a greased cat. She'll keep you in cream-cheese and Olive sandwiches for life she'll be so grateful.
     
  15. Bilbo Bagins

    Bilbo Bagins Slacked jawed

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    I know a solution. Go to walmart and buy a large kitchen knife. The next time the old lady comes up to your driveway, get the knife, and put the handle in her hand. Make sure you get her prints all over the handle, then plunge the knife in your chest. Make sure you get some blood splatter on her before you pass out.

    This way she will get arrested and she will leave you alone.
     
  16. LSUAdman

    LSUAdman Pew Pew

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    This thread had potential, but I think it peaked too early.

    Let's try again next week.
     
  17. jtmac

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    You're just not on the right parts. She could very well be making posts on Knitting Talk and griping to everyone to everyone in her online casino chat rooms.
     
  18. MonkeyPlasm

    MonkeyPlasm NOT allowed...

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    Just turn that ***** down, already.

    I like rap, but only very, very quietly...hahahahahahhahaha.
     
  19. CigarandScotch

    CigarandScotch Fartacus

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    I love it when a plan comes together...

    :rofl:
     
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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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