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Old Jake

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Sam was tending bar when Old Jake came in. Sam drew Jake's usual beer and set it in front of Jake and asked, "What's you lookin' so down about, Jake?"

    Jake stared at Sam and replied, "Well, I took Sadie to the doctor today and he told me she either has the Old Timers' or she has the AIDS."

    Sam gasped, "Oh, my, so what's you gonna do?"

    Jake thought about it for a moment and said, "I guess I'll take her out in the woods. An' if she finds her way home, I'm sure notagonna have sex with her."
     
  2. Big DAWG #383

    Big DAWG #383 Run Fred, Run

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    VERY old, but one of my all time favorites.