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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 16, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under
    a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Say Vern, I'm 73 years old now
    and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you
    feel?"
    Vern says, "Hell, I feel just like a newborn baby."
    Jaye responds..."Really? Like a newborn baby?"
    "Yep" replied Vern....." No hair, no teeth and I think I just crapped my pants.";P