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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by southernshooter, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. southernshooter

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    An old guy in the gym sees a young chick he would like to impress. He asks the nearest trainer "what machine should I use to best impress that young lady" Trainer says "atm machine"
     
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    :rofl:
     

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    :rofl::rofl:Getting too close to home!:whistling:
     
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    That is a good one. I asked my bro if I should get a Mercedes or a Jag convertible....he told me that older women liked the Mercedes but young hotties would like the Jag...:rofl:Then on the way home I saw a hottie driving in her old man's Mercedes...he must have used the ATM. :whistling:
     
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    Never met a man who lost women chasing money, but have met many men who lost money chasing women!
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    There ya go, laughing at us old carps again. :crying:

    And you wonder why we get ahead of you on the street and go 25 MPH? It's not that we're bad drivers. It's PAYBACK!

    :tease:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    That's awesome, Doug:rofl::rofl:
     
  13. Dan

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    vikingsoftpaw DEPLORABLE ME!

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    Too True...

    The flip side is also just as true.

    Chicks better bring their 'A' game, plus some money.
     
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    I would love to hear some opinions on how many years of age 'old' is.

    No foul, just curious.
     
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    I'm thinking 100 or more... All the years before 100 are just practice for the Real Deal.... :cool:
     
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    So how many of you supposedly 'old guys' are over 100:tongueout:
     
  19. Rick C

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    Are those crickets I hear chirping or tinnitus in response to your question?