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Old Graveyard

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 11, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

    "Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Zeb Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

    "That's nothing", says Earl, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

    Just then, Jeb yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"

    "What was his name?" asks Bubba.

    Jeb lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Georgia."