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Old couple

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 21, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A very old couple, who have been married forever, are
    sitting on their porch one night.
    Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her
    husband knocking him off the porch and into the nearby
    bushes. He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"
    She replies, "For having a little pecker."
    He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her sending her off the other side of the porch and into the bushes. She crawls back up and says, "What was that for?" He replies, "For knowing there was more than one size"