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Old Couple

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch one
    night. Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking
    him off the porch and into the bushes. He crawls back up and asks, "What
    was that for?"
    She says, "For having a little thing." He sits there quietly a moment,
    then smacks her, sending her off the other side of the porch and into the
    bushes. She crawls back and says, "What was that for?" He says, "For
    knowing there was more than one size."