old couple

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they
    decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went
    out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their
    marriage might work.

    They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally
    the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
    of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?"
    he asked, rather trustingly.

    "Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say
    I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly
    for a moment. Then looking over his glasses, looked her in the
    eye casually and asked, . . . "Was that one or two words?"