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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by LostinTexas, Jan 23, 2020.
I know one of you had to have written this.
I would have wrote it but my wife takes care of all the spiders.
Edit. I would have written it. Not wrote it. My country just came out a little there lol.
Not me, I would have eliminated it with extreme prejudice using a Benelli m2 loaded with dragon's breath. In other words....killed it with fire.
I envisioned something like this.
That letter was written by a chick with an engrish degree.
My sister once called asking me to clean out her mouse traps....
Why would you put your hand near that thing?
My wife came into the living room in a bit of a huff. She said “Is someone going to finally get rid of the spider in the bathroom?”
My son responded with “Leave Fred alone”
Fred was a little black jumping spider who had a web on the window sill and was doing a great job of eating the aphids that get in.
I wouldn’t even step on it. Maybe drop something on it or hit it with wd40 and a lighter.
Forgot where we were but a rather large spider appeared in the bathtub so I showered around it and went on. Wife found it a little later, she was not amused.
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My wife: ****! It's a spider, COME KILL IT!
Me: what makes you think I'm less afraid of spiders than you?
Me: kills spider, sometimes with fire (aerosol can and a lighter). I figure if she's worried about the potential of me starting a fire, maybe she will finally take one of her 50 shoes out of the closet and deal with it herself.
Stayed at a house in Le Mayet du Montagne, France, where they leave the windows open for fresh air all the time and never heard of 'screens'... and after getting cleaned up one morning, I went to throw a big hanging towel around me and saw a different color out of the corner of my eye...I stopped right away and saw the HUGE spider on the towel...as big as my hand wide open...it would have been on the INSIDE of the towel if I had put it on...towel and spider went out the window...I went out and got it back a few hours later...after the spider had wandered off...
The drawing is a nice touch, just in case the usps person doesn't know what a spider looks like.
Cherry bomb, or M80 would take care of it.
Years ago when I was a mailman in Amarillo, people got to know me on the route and would pen notes on occasion. The bug note here is amusing, if it were a tarantula I would have relocated the thing; black widow or brown recluse would have been squished
It wasn't me (but it could have been LOL).
I would think someone on this forum would just draw a G19 and aerate the mailbox, maybe even hit the spider
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