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Oil Shortage

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there's a very simple answer.

    Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.....

    Most of our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma, but all our dipsticks are in Washington DC.