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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll
    have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen
    the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful
    breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
    The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a
    hotel room."

    She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

    The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the
    difference."
    She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
     
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