close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Official Schedule for 2004 DNC Convention

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by BryanG, Apr 23, 2004.

  1. BryanG

    BryanG

    Messages:
    64
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2003
    Location:
    Missouri
    6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
    6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
    6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
    7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
    7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
    7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
    8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
    8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
    9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

    9:30pm - * Intermission *

    10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
    10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
    10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
    10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
    11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
    11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
    11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
    11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
    11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Messages:
    64,670
    Likes Received:
    1,546
    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    This is a joke^8
     

  3. hitecrednek

    hitecrednek

    Messages:
    184
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2003
    Location:
    Republic of Vermont
    what? they cancelled the saddam look alike contest??;b