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Official "Facts About Paul Ryan" thread

Discussion in 'Political Issues' started by Goaltender66, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. Goaltender66

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    I'll start:

    FDR said "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

    Paul Ryan calls his skinning knife "fear itself."
     
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    When I hunt I use a 30-06 Remington Model 700.

    When Paul Ryan hunts, he uses a towel soaked in chloroform.
     

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    On his last hunting trip, Paul Ryan captured ten deer. He then forced the biggest deer to murder the other nine.
     
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    Dick Cheney's shooting instructor: Paul Ryan.
     
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    Paul Ryan is the guy who hacked into Obama's teleprompter and got him to say, "You didn't build that!"


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    Paul Ryan can calculate the value of pi to the last decimal.


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    Paul Ryan's rhetorical tools include logic, facts, and a sock full of quarters.
     
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    Paul Ryan is the safety who gave halfback Joe Biden of the Blue Hens such a jarring hit, it explains Biden's mental state to this day...


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    Paul Ryan is for indefinite detainment of Americans.
     
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    Paul Ryan is for a VAT tax.
     
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    Paul Ryan's standard answer to his detractors: ricin.
     
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    Paul Ryan was the executive producer for this show:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLPm_IUx-Kc"]30 Rock - ***** Hunter - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Paul Ryan's hobbies: hunting, P90X, and quoting the Dennis Hopper speech from Apocalypse Now.
     
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    When honey badgers dream, they dream they could be like Paul Ryan.
     
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    If you look in a mirror and chant "Paul Ryan" three times, he'll appear and balance your checkbook.
     
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    :supergrin:

    Doesn't Joe Biden remind you of those geezers you see on Antiques Roadshow, asking if the sneaker they found in the woods is from the Civil War era?
     
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    Paul Ryan's debate prep: Slapping Joe Biden like he's the little old man from Benny Hill.
     
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    :rofl::rofl:

    Good one! :supergrin: He's also the ne'er-do-well uncle with alcohol on his breath who manages to embarrass or offend everyone at every wedding and other social gathering...


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    Paul Ryan started bowhunting because shooting big game with a gun was not challenging enough.

    He then switched to a slingshot because bowhunting wasn't challenging enough.

    Obama and the Democrats immediately introduced bills to ban slingshots, "for the children" and "for the deer".
     
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