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Officer with Humor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by DocH, Apr 12, 2004.

  1. DocH

    DocH Man of Sorrows

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    A lady calls 911 last week saying there was a drunk man in a P/U truck driving fast up and down her road.We dispath one our finest county officers to check it out.While he's enroute she calls back saying that a wheel ran off the truck and hit her house,knocking all the flowers on her porch over.
    We ask her where the truck is now.She says he's still out front in the truck,running the engine. Our officer arrives on the scene,and sees the truck. The driver is behind the wheel with both hands on the wheel,looking straight ahead, petal to the metal. The engine is really turning some rpm's but that truck ain't movin'.
    The brave officer approaches the driver side window and says "Sir,where are you going?". The man ,still staring straight ahead
    points his finger forward and says"I'm goin' right over yonder."
    Our officer then starts jogging in place and panting and says "Sir,slow down for a minute,I need to talk to you." The driver promptly applies the brakes and turns off the engine.Officer bends over with both hands against his knees as if trying to catch his breath, then places the driver under arrest for DUI.It could only happen to this officer!(who shall remain nameless)
     
  2. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    Is that true? Too funny if it is lol.