Subject: Thought for the day Of all feats of skill, the most difficult is that of being honest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes. "Oh" said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Morris Epstein Was Taking An Oral Exam Applying for his US Citizenship Papers. He Was Asked To Spell "Cultivate" .... He Spelled It Correctly. He Was Then Asked To Use The Word In A Sentence. He Brightened Up And Said, "Last Vinter On A Very Cold Day, I Vas Vaiting For A Bus, But It Vas Too Cultivate, So I Took The Subvay Home." ```````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clunking noise when going around corners. He took the car out for a test drive and made two right turns, each time hearing a loud clunk. Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service manager with this note: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."