Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by tinagrrl, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. tinagrrl


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    Mar 10, 2004
    1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    2. Life is sexually transmitted.

    3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
    use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    5. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but
    you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

    6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
    of nothing.

    7. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

    8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
    to criticism.

    9. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
    substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    10. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
    is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    11. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession I have come
    to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.