OBSERVATIONS > >A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in >front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. >"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. >My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is >hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She >turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me >feel better about myself". > >He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice "well there's >nothing wrong with your eyesight".