Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Mar 17, 2010.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    May 19, 2009
    South Carolina
    A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons.

    After a few harsh words, the bartender
    suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.

    As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk
    staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.

    He looks at him for a minute and then nudges
    him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."