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Obama won! Praise Alah!

Discussion in 'Political Issues' started by Peace Officer, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. Peace Officer

    Peace Officer

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    Obama won last night mainly because he was wearing his Muslim Faith Ring. I think ALL Americans should be issued Prayer Rugs so that we as a nation can kneel and pray in the direction of Meca and and give thanks to Alah for giving us a President like Obama! PRAISE ALAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Peace Officer

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    Why wasn't Candy Crowley or is it COWley wearing her Burka at the debate?
     
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  3. Taurus851

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    Did you forget about Mittens wearing his Magic Morman Underwear?
     
  4. BuckeyePPC

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    There are 2 C's in Mecca and 2 L's in Allah, infidel !! :tongueout:
     
  5. marchboom

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    But now there is an even higher power than allah. And that is obama. When on the gov't prayer rug (soon to be a mandatory purchase by the citizens) you must kneel and pray in the direction of obama's location...where ever that may be. When in doubt, a golf course is always a safe alternative.
     
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  6. FFR Spyder GT

    FFR Spyder GT Ex-Gunslinger

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    All the polls show that Obama won the debate.

    Romney got caught in too many lies.
     
  7. marchboom

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    Guess there's nothing more to be said on this topic.

    obama sponsored ffr spyder has spoken.

    Next topic please.
     
  8. aircarver

    aircarver Descent Terminated Silver Member

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    Breathtaking. ... :upeyes:

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  9. jaws48

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    It took me a while (I'm a little slow on the uptake) but I think I saw the "tongue in your cheek"....at least I hope so.
     
  10. series1811

    series1811 Enforcerator. CLM

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    And,if you don't believe FFR, go ask the DNC and they will tell you the exact same thing.

    There. Proof. :supergrin: