Obama Joke

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  1. Glocker

    Glocker Millennium Member

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    Sep 3, 1999
    Tyner, NC, USA
    Barak Obama meets with
    the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your
    Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
    Are there any tips you can give to me?"

    "Well," says the Queen, "the
    most important thing is to surround yourself with
    intelligent people."

    Obama frowns, "But how do I know the
    people around me are really intelligent?"

    The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh,
    that's easy. You just ask them to answer an
    intelligent riddle."

    The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.
    "Please send Tony Blair in here, would

    Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my

    The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please,
    Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not
    your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

    Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair
    answers, "That would be me."

    "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

    Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice
    president, the same question.

    "Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your
    father have a child. It's not your brother and
    it's not your sister. Who is it?"

    "I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let
    me get back to you on that one.." He goes to his
    advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an

    Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes
    Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

    Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this
    for me? Your mother and father have a child and
    it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy.
    It's me!"

    Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he
    goes back to speak with Obama.

    "Say, I did some research and I have the answer
    to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

    Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and
    angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's
    Tony Blair!"
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    Sep 24, 1999
    Hartford, Vermont