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Obama Fan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GLOCK23DK, Jan 18, 2009.

  1. GLOCK23DK

    GLOCK23DK

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    A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class:

    'How many of you are Obama fans?'

    Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

    The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...

    Little Johnny says, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

    The teacher says, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

    Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

    The teacher asks him why he's a Republican.

    Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's a
    Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

    The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replies...

    'That would make me an Obama fan.' :rofl:
     
  2. Glockdude1

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  3. kalash

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    Another ending:

    "That would make me the teacher"