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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 18, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
     
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    That was so bad....and so funny;f
     

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    I can't believe I laughed so hard at these simple few words! ;f ;f ;f
     
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    I understand that OJ would like to get married again. At least he'd like to take another stab at it.
     
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    No one carves up white meat like OJ
     
  6. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    I did not kill my lovely wife.
    I did not slash her with a knife.
    I did not hit her on the head.
    I did not know that she was dead.

    I stayed at home that fateful night.
    I took a cab, then took a flight.
    The bag I had was just for me.
    My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.

    When I came home I had a gash.
    My hand was cut from broken glass.
    I cut my hand on broken glass.
    A broken glass did cause that gash.

    I have nothing, nothing to hide.
    My friend, he took me for a ride.

    Did you take this person's life?
    Did you do it with a knife?

    I did not do it with a knife.
    I did not, could not, kill my wife.
    I did not do this awful crime.
    I could not, would not anytime.

    Did you hit her from above?
    Did you drop this bloody glove?

    I did not hit her from above.
    I cannot even wear that glove.
    I did not do it with a knife.
    I did not, could not kill my wife.
    I did not do this awful crime.
    I could not, would, not, anytime.

    And now I'm free, I can return
    To my house for which I yearn.
    And to my family whom I love.
    Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!