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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Aug 22, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his
    patients to a baseball game.

    For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to
    respond to his commands.

    When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed
    to be going well. As the National Anthem started.......the
    doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" And the patients complied by standing up.

    After the anthem ... he yelled, "Down Nuts." And they
    all sat back down in their seats.

    After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts."
    They all broke out into applause and cheered.

    When the umpire made a particularly bad call against
    the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled,
    "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling.

    Thinking things were going very well, the doctor decided to go
    get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

    When he returned, there was a riot in progress.

    Finding his assistant, the doctor asked,
    "What in the world happened? "

    The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going
    just fine till a vendor passed by and yelled
    "PEANUTS!"
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    ;P Oh my hell;P