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Nursing Home Chit Chat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 2, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

    "I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

    "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

    Then there was a short moment of silence.

    "Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Aint that the truth!! I swear Mass. has a DMV office in every elderly home complex
     

  3. scubie02

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    hahaha I just posted that over on an auto forum--should go over big. Anyone interested in cars, btw, should check out www.tripleplate.com
     
  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Okie, you come up with some doozies. Thanks!!!