The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!" Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..." She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!" Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..." She says, "And there was a huge tear in the condom!" One nun gasps, but twenty nuns go, "Heh, heh, heh."