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Nuns In The Hospital

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 24, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

    As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

    The nun asked if he had money in the bank.

    He replied, "No money in the bank."

    The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

    He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."

    The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
     
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  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    I just got it. Took a few seconds (Doh!).
     

  3. Rizzo

    Rizzo Garbage Day!

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