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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 26, 2004.

  1. okie

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    The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.

    She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."

    The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do six cartwheels on your way to the altar."