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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, May 27, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
    work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to
    her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
    "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
    husband's home early!"

    "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"

    "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's
    got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
    So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
    window!

    As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he
    had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started
    running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

    Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in
    as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had
    been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

    "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

    "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"

    Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes
    with you under your arm?"

    Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed
    right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

    Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you
    always wear a condom when you run? "

    "Nope.........just when it's raining.
     
  2. VANMAN

    VANMAN

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