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nt Obama Can’t Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore

Discussion in 'Political Issues' started by DOC44, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. DOC44

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    nt Obama Can’t Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/06/obama-forks-naleo-secret-service.html


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  2. G29Reload

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    As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for "a reason."


    Oooooh that's so racist!

    :whistling:


    They must have been with the Sharks or the Jets. Switchblades maybe?
     
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  3. Cavalry Doc

    Cavalry Doc MAJ (USA Ret.)

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    Hey, everyone knows that crackers are prone to knife black guys......


    Wait.... They are hispanic, and he is only half black.....



    So why did they have to eat with plastic spoons again???

    Maybe they didn't have any experienced SS agents left on his team. Bro's beefo ho's and all that jazz.
     
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    Perhaps they're white Hispanics .......:shocked:

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  5. CitizenOfDreams

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    If Obama doesn't trust people with forks, imagine how he feels about our guns?
     
  6. DOC44

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    You got guns?:faint:

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    JBnTX 2 Timothy 2:15

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    Maybe Obama thinks the Mexicans will steal all the silverware?
     
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    Spork! It's what's for dinner! :rofl:
     
  9. JFrame

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    Maybe someone said, "Put a fork in him -- he's done," and the SS took him literally. :whistling:


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    He was workin' on it .....

    .... before Holder ********d up royally in producing 'Fast & Furious' .....:upeyes:

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    No need to imagine

     
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  13. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    obama thinks he looks like trayvon use to, and all the latinos look like zimmerman but are called white.

    cant take any chances with them mexicans and sharp objects huh?
     
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    The SS must have misunderstood what the crowd was chanting before he took the stage, it wasn't... "fork him!"

    Next time maybe they'll collect all the condoms.
     
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    Obama’s Latino outreach: Confiscate forks from Hispanics in Florida, give machine guns to Hispanics in Mexico.
     
  16. Big Mad Dawg

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    Maybe obama is a racist
     
  17. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    maybe?:rofl:
     
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    I'm sure the Secret Service has NEVER done this before for any other president.

    The country is going down the drain and each of us owes $51,000 to the national debt and about a cool million over our lifetimes for "entitlements", but hey, let's pay attention to meaningless partisan stories like this.

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    Oh, we're paying attention to all of it. This is just a pleasant diversion. :supergrin:
     
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    The definition of a racist is to disagree with anyone who is.