Nothing surprises you anymore?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by wally1, Sep 23, 2020.

  1. ithaca_deerslayer

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    The only stuff in the "nothing surprises me" category is just social behavior of people.

    And quite frankly, it is all Democrat behavior. They and their supporters have gone off the rails crazy. No more social norms and no more professional standards. Even Scientific America decided to get political and join the crazy.

    But as to science, itself, or facts in general, no things are not crazy there. It is just the politically influenced lying, manipulation, and twisting of such things that has gotten crazy.

    The aliens we will get are the illegal kind, and also the kind where a guy can say he is gal, and then can also say he is an alien from outer space. And if you question HIM about it, you will be guilty of a Democrat created hate crime.
     
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  2. Aurora

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    An alien would like to visit Earth like all of us would like to visit Somalia.

    V.
     
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  3. snappy

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    It most certainly has been visited many times, and half of them signed up and are on this site.
     
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    Humans, they are what's for supper!
     
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    Fat guys and gals taste good :fred:
     
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  6. s&wfan

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    Project Blue Beam
     
  7. Darkangel1846

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    No Dude there are NO space aliens here, just new high tech air craft! But everyone wants to believe so we all talk about it.
     
  8. Paul53

    Paul53 You local friendly Skynet dealer

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    I thought it was the chupacabra that wanted the innards?
     
  9. awildmanwith1

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    This thread reminds me of one of my favorite jokes I heard a while ago

    The bad news of the day is did you hear the space aliens are invading our planet....

    The good news of the day is they only eat Democrats and they piss gasoline....
     
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  10. Pluto57

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    No, the Chupacabra drains their blood. The aliens mutilate them. Guess the innards are some kind of alien delicacy. That's why they come here. Earth cow innards are the yummiest.
     
  11. Terry G

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    The tremendous jump in technology has always made me wonder. We were still using Horses for muscle power going into the 20th century. We got so advanced so quickly. Not advanced socially of course, we still kill each other on a regular basis because we don't like how other's think.
     
  12. Paul53

    Paul53 You local friendly Skynet dealer

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    I bet aliens lock the doors when flying past Earth.
     
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    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by cannibals.

    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

    Tourist: $5.00

    Broiled Missionary: $10.00

    Fried Explorer: $15.00

    Democrat Baked or Grilled: $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,

    "Why such a high price for a Democrat?"

    The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

    They're so full of ****, it takes all day."
     
  14. M2 Carbine

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    Years ago after a couple (airline) pilots reported "close encounters" with UFOs,
    myself and several other (helicopter) Pilots were sitting around talking about it.

    Something that came up was.....
    if, while flying, we had a "close encounter" with a for sure UFO, would we report it?

    About half the Pilots said, "Hell NO! Who wants to be known as the Pilot that sees Little Green Men in Space Ships.
    and what company is going to hire that Pilot.

    But I'm a hard head. I would have to talk about the amazing thing I saw. :)
     
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    Klatu said it best. in 1951 and they have not been back since... tumblr_n1ls1fNYz71tt0svpo3_400.gif
     
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