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Not so holy water..

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Sep 30, 2002.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    Not so holy water..
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    Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to
    play with them.
    They decided it was because they hadn't been baptized and didn't attend
    Sunday School. So they go to the nearest church. Only the janitor was
    there.

    One said to the janitor, "We all need to get bathtized cause no one will
    come out and play with us. Will you bathtize us?"
    "Sure," said the janitor. He took all of them into the bathroom and
    dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said,
    "Now go out and play."

    When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion
    do you think we are?"

    The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, cause they pour the water on
    you, we're not Bathtiss cause they dunks all of you in it, and we're not
    Methdiss cause they just sprinkles you."

    The littlest one said, "Did you all smell that water?" "Yes" said the
    oldest, What do you think that means?
    The littlest one replied, "That probably means we're Pisscopalians."
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    LMAO thats funny;i ;i ;i ;j
     

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    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    i like it!!!

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