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Not necessarily a blonde joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    SUBJECT: POLISH SAUSAGE


    A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. "If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

    The clerk says, "Well, no."

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

    The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot.













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