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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by proguncali, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. proguncali

    proguncali 1911-2004 CLM

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    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
    He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl
    was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over
    to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?", she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    " What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?", she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Long legs." Her father answered.

    "So, the other one is Mommy Long legs?", the little girl asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Long legs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
    them flat and said, "Well, it might be ok in California or New York but we're not having any of that crap here in Georgia."
     
  2. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    You realize that joke was posted almost exactly a day ago, with the only differences being it was Texas, not Georgia, and **** not "crap".
     

  3. GSD17

    GSD17 Thread Killer

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    yeah, but its ok
     
  4. proguncali

    proguncali 1911-2004 CLM

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    No...I don't usually come to the lighter side. Sorry, I just got the email and thought it was funny.

    I changed it to crap, so you didn't see ****. Same meaning, but you get to read the word.;)
     
  5. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    Ok. It's still a funny joke. It's a great last line the daughter says. :)
     
  6. LightEmUP

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    All you homophobes are closet transvestites.

    Anyway, the Greeks started it.

    ;)
     
  7. RonC

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    I didn't know Sodom was in Greece.
     
  8. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    Nah, I'm not a closet transvestite homophobe. I'm just a normal, no ulterior(sp sucks, I've gotten no sleep lately) motive, homophobe.