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Not feeling well

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 28, 2002.

  1. okie

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    Upon his visit to the doctor, Mr. Smith
    says, "Boy, ya know Doc, I haven't been feeling well lately."

    "Really? Well, let's give you an exam," says the
    doctor.

    So, after a rather long and thorough exam, the
    doctor tells Mr. Smith, "I'm so sorry Mr. Smith, but I'm afraid that you only have ten days to live."

    "TEN DAYS!" cried Mr. Smith. "TEN DAYS! My God
    Doc, isn't there anything I can do?"

    "Well there is one thing you could try..." says the doctor.

    "Anything!! Anything!!!!--what is it? pleads Mr. Smith.

    "Well, you could go down to the beauty parlor and
    get a mud pack every day."

    Somewhat surprised by the answer, Mr. Smith
    replies, "Really Doc, will that really help?"

    "Well no, not really," says the doctor. "But, it may get you used to the dirt."